I did a palm reading course once.
Mmhmm. Truly. Got the certificate to prove it and everything.
I could throw a silky blanket over this table, slip on a few too many rings and pin a scarf on my head with a giant, sparkly jewel.
You could come to me wondering what great fame, fortune… or lurrrrve awaits you in your future.
I’d get all serious. Let a little frown crease my forehead. Maybe mutter a concerned “mmm” as I examine your heart line like it’s the Encyclopaedia {first_name}.
OOOOH. And I’d throw my hands up? And wail a little like I’m entranced, crying, “I SEE! THE SPIRITS! THEY WANT ME TO TELL YOU…”
…and then ‘come back to my senses’, leaving you on an epic cliffhanger.
(Side note: do you reckon I could get away with adding ‘clairvoyant’ alongside ‘counsellor and coach’ in my email signature? I’m not convinced. After just one course it seems a stretch.)
Anyway, fun times.
That said, I could still ‘predict’ stuff and drop gems of actual wisdom, like…
- The secret of the female Oh-gasm
- Messages from past lovers (and loved ones)
- True, soul-inspired romance
- Family fortunes and generational wealth
- Weathering all manner of emotional storms as a power couple
- And sooooo much more
After all, my years as a sex therapist and counsellor are worth their weight in (ostentatious) designer jewellery. Because wisdom learned through experience is still life-changing no matter how it’s packaged.
Of course, these days I do it all on Zoom calls. Minus the theatrics. And with people who want the real top-shelf wisdom, unadulterated.
Speaking of which, I’m running my famous intimacy masterclass on Wednesday Feb 3rd.
How’d you like to come to a soul reading (of sorts) with me? Predicting your own love-fortune. (Totally non-woo, but still VERY soulful. Because s.e.x. can be a soulful experience.)
For the record, yes – all those things I mentioned above, we’ll cover (except the generational wealth. Saving that one for the wealth masterclass coming up in a few months time. But extra portions of love insights and tips.)
Last time I ran this it was the hit of all our 2020 masterclasses. Most popular by far and got rave reviews.
So as a special for the 2021 class I’ve swollen the material, teased out the many, many climactic points… and thrown in a few more throbbing puns.
As you can tell – the class WILL get you there.
Run and grab your ticket for just $8 >
Getting in quick is – in this case – the right move.
(if you’re a current Maximum Growth member, no need to book – your seat’s reserved already.)
Oh and bring your partner for free if you live in the same household btw. You’ll BOTH appreciate the exercises… if you know what I mean. *wink*.
Have a sultry day, Leadership Coach
Counsellor & Master Certified Demartini Method Facilitator
Leadership Coach
Counsellor & Master Certified Demartini Method Facilitator,
